National Handshake Day? More Like National Barricade Yourself In Your House And Don’t Go Outside Day

Yuck! Today, I’m told, is National Handshake Day. It’s plus National Handshake Day & National Chocolate Pudding Day, apparently. And, err, it’s National Watermelon Seed Spitting Week.

But back the the handshaking thing. It’s disgusting and we need to put a stop to that medieval practice. Most folks agree with me. Those that don’t are the public that don’t wash their hands after they

use the bathroom (see what I did there?).

I urge citizens to follow OpenCandy’s lead - no more hand shakes. A good place to start is at board meetings.

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