Bing Has Succeeded… In Finding The Worst Jingle Ever

August 5, 2009 ·Filed Under Technology News

A few weeks ago, we wrote about the contest Microsoft’s new search engine Bing was holding to find a catchy jingle for the product. Today, they have announced the winner. “Catchy” is one word for it. Another is “terrible.”

Sure, the song will get stuck in your head, but so does the sound of seals barking, or cows dying, whether you listen to them for towering abundant.

But as poor as the jingle is, the video is much, much worse. It’s some guy in pajama pants doing really poor interpretive dance nonsense with terrible effects and a Bing

backdrop. The entire duration I’m watching that, I’m thinking: So that is what hell looks/sounds like.

I cannot believe the guy won $500 for that. And I plus cannot believe our interns didn’t enter.

Bing, as a product, is pretty solid. that jingle, is not. Hopefully whoever voted on it was just messing around with Microsoft.

“Enjoy” it below.

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